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ChortMan37

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: The couch
Job: lololol KKK

My Xbox LIVE gamertag is ChortMan37, PM yours & we can hang out! Maybe trade some bodily fluids!

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awesome

Posted by ChortMan37 Apr. 1, 2009 @ 3:58 PM EDT

That's cool

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Wouldn't it be cool?

Posted by ChortMan37 Dec. 4, 2008 @ 7:22 PM EST

Wouldn't it be awesome if I could go on newgrounds more often?
I think so, cause I really miss you guys.

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20th News Post Celebration

Posted by ChortMan37 Nov. 12, 2008 @ 8:45 PM EST

Its not that great, but I, proud of it because I rarely make news posts.
Heres something to celebrate:

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Also click on this link, you don't know what it will be, will it be a gay porn site that you can't click out of? Will it be just a harmless site like google? You dicide if you want to click on it or not. If you ruin the link, I will delete your comment.
Happy 20th News Post!

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The Who

Posted by ChortMan37 Oct. 29, 2008 @ 3:42 PM EDT

Im goin to see The Who in the Izod center in just a little bit, I thought I should share it.
Any comments?

Also this:
O o
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Watch the Laser Collab guys its awesome.

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ChortMan37

Impossible questions

Posted by ChortMan37 Oct. 12, 2008 @ 9:54 PM EDT

There are some questions in the world that are just impossible to answer.
Sometimes you just cant know, if you think you can, you're wrong.
An example impossible question is why is this creature below moving his mouth?
Is there something in it?
Is it nervous to say something?
Does it have a twitch?
You dont know, I dont know, no one can ever know. The creator of this creature never made a picture or statement or anything explaining why this creature is moving its mouth. Maybe its not its mouth, maybe that jagged line is its nose! It doesnt look like one, but it could be, the creator never made it clear, and I dought he ever will.
This is whats on my mind right now, Discuss.

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World War II

Posted by ChortMan37 Sep. 28, 2008 @ 5:28 PM EDT

You know, I've always wondered how we beat the germans and japanese in WWII. You know, what tactics we used, who was responsible, but then I saw this:
Discuss

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Updated: 09/28/08 5:29 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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THE MOST EPIC BATTLE EVAR!!!!!!

Posted by ChortMan37 Sep. 1, 2008 @ 1:05 PM EDT

Its Kirby vs Meta Knight: The Final battle.
Place your bets here!

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FART FART FART FART FART

Posted by ChortMan37 Aug. 1, 2008 @ 11:43 PM EDT

Can you feel it?

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also this:

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This may be the funniest youtube video ever

Posted by ChortMan37 Jul. 22, 2008 @ 10:56 AM EDT

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Its kinda long, but totally worth it.
Watch this guy get extremley frustrated with this impossible mario level!

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Big Apple Con

Posted by ChortMan37 Jun. 7, 2008 @ 3:38 PM EDT

I was totaly there, it was way cool.
I got autographs from Afro-Ninja, Krinkles, Tom Fulp, and The Swain.
Post questions about it if you are a loser and didn't go, or just reply if you went or are going to go on Sunday.
XD XD XD XD XD

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
I will be getting pictures of the Big Apple Con when I was there from minifox20. Him and bloodhawk5 were there with me, so it will be fun for you guys who didnt go to see what it was like, untill I get the pics, contact minifox20 if you wish to complain.

HEY!!!!!!!!!
I got the pics, heres one of me(glasses), minifox20(grey shirt), and bloodhawk5(short guy).
You probably can tell who the other guy is.
You can view the other pic of us three, The-Swain, Krinkles, Luis, and some other guys on minifox20's profile.
Peace.

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Updated: 03/02/09 10:40 AM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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